by Thalandor, 41 days agoAfter months of summer sleep we decided to Resurrect our raiding spirit and pay our friend Yogg another visit.
We dodged his farts, slaughtered his pets and jumped around in his belly. Then we stole his loot.
by Thalandor, 93 days agoNew day, new patch, new beasts!
story below the screenshot, yea, cause I felt like it.
Entering the arena we could feel the eyes of all races gaze down upon us. We grabbed our weapons tight and glared at the massive gates, not knowing what surprises they would hold.
With a deep rumbling sound the gates opened and there it was, a Magnataur like none of us had ever witnessed. Kobolds immediately started jumping us from all sides. There was no time for hesitation! Shots were fired, spells were cast, metal met flesh. Kobolds fell down to the ground holding nothing but torn cloth. With a final massive crash the Magnataur crashed before us, we had slain the beast.
As we gazed upon the corpse of the mighty beast a voice in the distance became apparent to us. The voice of Highlord Tirion Fordring announced another pack of beasts!
Quickly we rallied and braced for the incoming fiends, once again staring at the massive gates... Though this time the gates would not open. The silence in the air was suddenly broken when two giant Jormungar rose up to the sky. Fire and acidic spit was seemingly everywhere around us. After an intense struggle one of the massive beasts collapsed. The other one briefly paused his attacks, gazed at his fallen mate and released a bone chilling screech before throwing himself at us with renewed fury.
We had to fight with all our might to keep this gargantuan worm at bay, but in the end we once again stood victorious over the corpses of our enemies.
This time we would not be surprised anymore, ready for whatever the Highlord would send at us we looked at the gate, looked around us through the arena. We looked at each other, guildsman to the right, guildsman to the left. Orcs besides Taurens, Troll besides Undeads and Blood Elves. We had encountered tons of monsters already, why had we been so anxious to enter this arena? Had the reclaiming of Ulduar tampered with our minds? None of this mattered any more, this wasn't a random bunch of Horde warriors thrown together.
This was Resurrection, this is Resurrection!
"Do your worst, Human!"
The battlecries of Resurrection resonated through the halls of the newly constructed Coliseum, shaking its foundations more than any beast, demon or monster would be able to do in a long time.
The gates opened and the final monster appeared. Icehowl the yeti gazed at the group of adventurers in front of him and paused his attack for a moment. He knew of his fate, we knew of his fate, everyone knew of his fate...
Moments later he too drew his final breath.
Applause and songs of praise rained down upon us. Thrall nodded in approval as we exited the arena. A new challenge that had been tackled by Resurrection, we didn't talk about it too much, as we know that we have to return there next week to take care of the next challenge.
But with the new found strength and the trust within the guild, nothing is impossible.
Rollin' Deep, Pushin' it to the max!
by Thalandor, 153 days agoGeneral Vezax is a pain, our healers keep complaining about their mana, our Rogues complain about him running after the tank...and the tank, well...he gets stuck behind little pieces of rubble on the floor.
Therefor, General Vezax, you're a Briefcasewanker.
Ow, and you're dead.
by Thalandor, 153 days agoDoesn't Mimiron remind you guys off that Alanis Morissette song?
Something with Remembering and messes we made?
Well anyway, we need his help at Yogg-Saron, so we cleaned his circuits.
by Thalandor, 153 days agoSeparating some of our guildmembers is a good plan, there tend to be a few too many bromances within the guild. Thorim tried to take it one step too far though..
Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
by Thalandor, 153 days agoTo stop global warming Freya had decided to start her own tree oasis in Ulduar. But to our believes it's not too bad if there's some warming up of Storm Peaks.
Chopped!
by Thalandor, 153 days agoSo, turning our little Horde friends into ice cubes for his soda, that's definitely not acceptable.
We ran around, dodged some snowheaps and blasted his bum with lightning.
by Thalandor, 153 days agoAfter some pounces onto our members we decided this lady needed to sort her pets out. We gave her a hand and all turned out peachy keen.
by Thalandor, 153 days agoThis big boy popped up and gave us a scare, so we clapped hands with him and used his torso as a bridge.
Rumors say he has a good butt as well!
by Thalandor, 194 days agoWe ran into these three maniacs and we dropped em... Bunny style.
Yadda yadda, I need to get some food dammit.
Death Knight - dps
Druid - Boomkin
